Scott Pilgrim vs. Todd the Vegan

You told me to watch it. And now, I finally did.

"VEGAN POLICE! STOP!"

Milk and eggs, bitch. Milk. And eggs.

Oh. And for the record, I pretty much worship Envy. Just like that guy there, in the front row.

I'm sure there's someone sexier out there in the big, blue world...but I can't possibly think who it would be. And she's probably an ipso facto vegan, being Todd's girlfriend and all.

THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO TOLD ME I HAD TO SEE SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD. YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT. Naturally.